Faq – About Sensation Lawn
James asks…
HELP! I’ve been going to the bathroom on my lawn….. how do I stop?
I know it’s messed up, but for some reason I keep doing it and enjoy it.
I weight until I have to poop really bad, and then I take off my bottoms and go on the lawn out back like the dog does. Then I scrape my behind all over the grass spreading it out and smooshing it in.
It gives an ungodly sensation. Have you ever done this?
How do I stop? The neighbors don’t see because I do it at dark.
Staff answers:
AHH!
THE VISUALS!!!
Make them stop!
MAKE THEM STOP!!!
Jenny asks…
burning sensation when i poo?
recently i engaged in a very taboo sexual act, i would like to point out that i am very disused about myself and i and seeking help to curb my urges to continue this unsafe and unhealthy behavior.
about 2 days ago my friend helped my to perform and home enima i know this was a silly thing to do however i have little money and this was a much cheaper option.
we started out by lubbing up my garden hose, although we didn’t have proper lube so we decided that WD40 would achieve the same results. while still standing outside on my front lawn i lowered my trousers and my friend began to feed the hose up my rectum, at first the pain was quite strong, much the same as the first time i inserted an empty 600ml bottle of fanta within my anus.
the hose was fed roughly 2 meters inside my body then we proceeded to turn the hose on, the pain was excruciating! i was pushed to tears the pain was like being punched in the stomach. i immediately removed the hose and a rather large amount of water came rushing out of my anus, followed by a puddle of blood and fecal matter.
i am very scared about this whole ordeal, i don’t know what to do because it has been 2 days and i am still excreting blood…
Staff answers:
This has to be the most idiotic thing I have ever heard. Congratulations! Your little story has topped my list of stupid things people do.
Until THIS, the #1 spot was held by a guy who was chewing tobacco with a friend who had cancer. For some unknown reason, the guy spit tobacco chew into a hyperdermic needle and actually injected that goo into his buttocks. Several day later he was rushed to the hospital and he needed surgery to remove the awful infection at the injection site,
It was a hard decision but YOUR ‘story’ topped his!
Donald asks…
why is it when I hold my electric hair shaver…?
Why is it that when I hold my electric hair shaver for a while, my sense of touch afterwards feels very smooth. This also occurs after mowing my lawn. Everything from touching my hair to rubbing my fingers together has this smooth sensation.
(I believe it has something to do with the vibrations and my nerves)
Have you experienced this?
Staff answers:
Yeah it happens to me too.
It’s because the constant stimulation caused by the vibrations over stimulate your nerves, as a result your nerves become desensitised.
Since you cannot sense fine details anymore, everything seems to feel ‘neutral’ or less detailed.giving the impression of a smooth finish.
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